Japan's First Lady is a MILF who rode on a UFO to Venus (Miyuki Hatoyama)

The Telegraph UK reports (link) that Japan's new First Lady - Miyuki Hatoyama - is a MILF who is "constantly curious", a self-described "life composer" who selects people's clothes and food, and a former member of the all-female Takarazuka Review musical troupe.

But, that's not all. No, not at all. Reuters informs us that (link) she once rode on a spaceship:

"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, wrote in a book published last year. "It was a very beautiful place and it was really green."

Why can't we have a First Lady like that?