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NATALIE DYLAN IS ONLY A "TECHNICAL VIRGIN"!!!

Is nothing sacred? Now it turns out that Natalie Dylan - the young lady who's trying to auction off her virginity - is actually an experienced strumpet who's "been with men". Just not "all the way". In other words, like Melanie Martinez, she's what's called in the trade a "technical virgin"!!! The Sun - our favorite newspaper after the Weekly World News - has the scoop here. Says Nathalie: "I am a sexual person and I've had sexual encounters - both casual and with a boyfriend... But I've abstained from sexual intercourse... Yes, I've had long serious boyfriends and for whatever reasons we decided to wait." I will leave what exactly that means up to your feverish imaginations.