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Oahu power outage: Obama OK!

Currently, the entire island of Oahu, Hawaii is without electrical power, perhaps due to a lightning strike. It isn't known whether the property where president-elect Barack Obama is spending his vacation before assuming the throne has a backup generator, but it isn't really necessary in any case: Obama's power is such that he can light up an entire building. But, even that won't be necessary since he's going to cause the sun to rise at 4am, four hours before the mortals will have fixed the power, according to mayor Mufi Hannemann.

In other news, there are conflicting reports of a masked figure being spotted taking advantage of the outage to sneak into the Hawaii Department of Health with a printer-equipped notebook computer with a template of a Hawaii Certificate of Live Birth, but those should be ignored.