Many Super Bowls have been blowouts; some might have even been over in the first quarter. The 41st Superbowl wasn't finalized until about 10 minutes in the fourth quarter, but it was boring and poorly played before and after that point. The Indianapolis Colts ended up with 29 points to the Chicago Bears' 17.Add all that together with a meaningless half-time performance by The Artist Who Was Once Formerly Known As Prince But Who's Realized That Was a Big Mistake And Who Now Wants To Be Called Prince Again and poorly-done and unfunny TV commercials with not a single one having anything memetic, and you get what might possibly be the most boring Superbowl in history. I thank my lucky stars that the NFL has finally cleaned up its act and kept us safe from any wardrobe malfunctions or anything. Thank you, no really, thank you.