Finally! The 130,000 missing boobs have been located after a week of searching! The inflatable breast pairs, shipped from China for promotional use by the Australian men's magazine "Ralph", were mistakenly shipped to Melbourne instead of Sydney. Per this, Workers are now frantically working to put them in bags to go out with the December 15 issue... The magazine is expected to break the Guinness world record for the most boobs given away at one time. Apparently it's an "Ozzie" thing.