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Al Gore on ice: frozen sculpture in Fairbanks, Alaska

Al Gore has a new honor: a 5-ton ice sculpture in his likeness which was created by Fairbanks, Alaska businessman Craig Compeau (link). In case Al would like to fly in on his private jet to see it, it's next to the Thrifty liquor store in Fairbanks' bustling downtown. It will be there until the spring thaw in March, unless it melts first. Al Gore tip: don't take the yellow ice home as a souvenir.

Green Pioneers program: fight global warming, safeguard environment!

Announcing the Green Pioneers program! Enjoy this video introduction to this new program. The script is below, and stay tuned for future announcements.



Glacier Asses: dozens pose nude on Swiss glacier to fight global warming

Global Warming - the Bush/Rove plot to conquer the world through climate change - took a major hit over the weekend as dozens of Swiss and others stripped down and got naked for a photography shoot by Spencer Tunick at the Aletsch Glacier in Switzerland. Tunick is apparently famous for such events. While a couple of the young ladies on the video are attractive, the crowd shots are much less than attractive. Warning: very unattractive nude people.

UFO science could fight global warming!

Finally, a solution to the Global Warming Crisis that Al Gore can sink his teeth into. Former Canadian defense minister Paul Hellyer wants world governments to use the UFO technologies they've obtained from the numerous crashes:

"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet."

Al Gore wins Oscar! (An Inconvenient Truth)

In a shock announcement, the Oscar Committee - the group headed by Jeff Zucker and David Geffen and which distributes the Oscar awards given for best movie and television show - has announced that they've selected Al Gore's global warming documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" to win this year's globe. For tomorrow night's - at this point, purely formal - event, polar bears will be flown in from ice floes in Antarctica on which they've been stranded by a team of C-130 cargo planes, piloted by John Travolta and Laurie David.

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