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Green river, keeps on glowing

A river in Russia has turned a bright, fluorescent green, sources say. And, they've got video of it. Supposedly, no one knows why that would be, and disinformatsia is being spread that a local distillery or garden center are to blame.

In actual fact, the river is in the watershed of the Tunguska incident, and no doubt space microbes unleased from the giant meteor that hit the Earth decades ago are even now polluting the Russian countryside and generating a fearsome race of superhuman, part alien beings who will enslave all mankind.
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