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UFO science could fight global warming!

Finally, a solution to the Global Warming Crisis that Al Gore can sink his teeth into. Former Canadian defense minister Paul Hellyer wants world governments to use the UFO technologies they've obtained from the numerous crashes:

"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet."

Al Gore wins Oscar! (An Inconvenient Truth)

In a shock announcement, the Oscar Committee - the group headed by Jeff Zucker and David Geffen and which distributes the Oscar awards given for best movie and television show - has announced that they've selected Al Gore's global warming documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" to win this year's globe. For tomorrow night's - at this point, purely formal - event, polar bears will be flown in from ice floes in Antarctica on which they've been stranded by a team of C-130 cargo planes, piloted by John Travolta and Laurie David.

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