Oh, the horror! A shameful online greeting company has created a Flash animated card featuring Speaker of the House, Madam Nancy Pelosi... in bondage gear! Featuring a take-off on the theme from the "Love, American Style" TV show, it depicts various Democratic lawmakers in risque poses and outfits, even outfitted with collars! Oh, my stars and garters! How could some inhumane company make fun of America's finest politicians, such as Harry Reid and John Kerry! Why, I think - like RawStory - I have the vapors!