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Sputum for Katie Couric

I never thought I'd be posting about this, but a while back I was a writer/producer for CBS News. Around the newsroom, we all knew about Katie Couric's reputation. No, I'm not talking about her former cheerleading career, or her current cheerleading career for the Democratic Party.

I'm talking about the "s" word. We all knew Katie hated the word and would strike out against anyone who used it. With that knowledge throbbing in my mind, I presented Katie with a "special" script I'd written for her.

Katie Couric won't be fired until 2008?

At first you wonder, "why is Philadelphia Inquirer TV columnist Gail Shister doing a hit piece on Katie Couric?" Then, you roll with it:

CBS executives deny it, but there's a growing feeling within the network that Katie Couric is an expensive, unfixable mistake.




Katie Couric perky, upbeat about plummeting ratings

The only person on planet Earth who's still watching CBS Evening New with Katie Couric informs us that she's still "upbeat" despite no one else watching the show. She is reportedly "feeling great" and is "having a great time".





Oblivious to the fact that she's been rejected by all Americans, the former (sports) cheerleader and current Democratic Party cheerleader says:

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