potato

Who hasn't had a similar experience? You're nude and hanging curtains, when you slip and fall on the kitchen table and - through the sheer force of your weight - a potato gets wedged up your "bottom". The latest victim to such accidents is an unnamed vicar in England (link) who rushed to assure everyone that it wasn't just part of some "sex game", as it obviously was not.

Will potato seeds exposed to space rays in outer space on Chinese mission cause gigantism and other effects when those potatoes are brought back to Earth and sold as delicacy? CNN reports.

Trendy hub Shanghai is epicenter of new fad: Purple Orchid Three taters, sweet and purple, put even in drinks!